Squeaky Clean History Tarnished As Dirty Past is Revealed

In what appears to be the start (and spark) of major controversy, a video clip has emerged which allegedly portrays newly signed LPFC recruit Daniel Costa and current team mate Squeak Psarras in a physical altercation. It is not yet known whether the feud erupted into anything further but it is confirmed that the incident occurred over a year ago – which raises questions as to whether this year’s squad can work together effectively.

Unsurprisingly, Costa will become the focus of media attention for the off-field drama due to his new-boy status. The Pilli Blog recently received a phone call from an anonymous inside source who explained - ‘the team dynamics worked perfectly before Daniel arrived, but now everything seems like its going down hill. Personally I would compare it to the rise and fall of the Roman Empire. I would even go so far as to say that Armageddon is coming.’

While it appears Psarras and Costa have reconciled – working well during recent training sessions - the videos resurrection may possibly rekindle the flames of a past inferno. It remains to be seen how the players will react to this potentially disastrous threat to the squads 2010 season ambitions.

To watch a clip of the massive brawl copy the following URL:

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq148/qurked8/SqueakVSCosta2.gif

OFFICIAL: Costa, Fletcher, Versitano put pen to paper

Lilli Pilli FC U21's have wrapped up their summer transfer spending with a significant coup of three players - an established Scotsman, Fletcher, and two highly-rated youngsters - Daniel Costa and Jackson Versitano. Fans will be delighted to hear of the new signings after months of tedious negotiations - reportedly during which Fletcher almost defected to an unknown team. Details remain hazy as to how much the signings have cost the club, but reports from News of the World and The Sun suggest Fletcher was recruited via the Bosman Ruling after his fomer club, Bundeena Mainbar, refused to let the player leave, while Costa and Versitano where brought over for a hefty combined fee of £13.5 million pounds + Nicholas Mellios.

Currrently, there have been no official comments from the players agents or the players themselves, though LPFC's official website has confirmed the aquisitions - 'We are delighted to welcome the likes of Daniel Fletcher, Daniel Costa and Jackson Versitano to our club.'

While fans are expected to welcome the signings with open arms, questions remain as to how the current squad will adapt and reshuffle to accomodate the new members.

Rai-muny Sutton

Former Pilli star and Berrie Dome favourite Raimundo Sutton has stated his reasons for his departure - some of which may upset fans of his former club. When questioned about the move, Sutton replied 'Well first of all - money was a major deciding factor - I honestly felt I was being grossly underpaid for a player of my calibre. Secondly, I didn't like claydons attitude - quite frankly it was ridiculous. He was always in a comittment battle between his beloved work (McDonalds) and the team. I don't know how the other players put up with him'

As of how Sutton felt with the threat of this years newest team members, he replied with a sly smile 'what threat?'. It is now up to the new transfers to prove Sutton wrong.

Report - LPFC to swoop for international threesome?

Reported by Rob Bairner

Scottish midfielder Daniel Fletcher, Ivorian defender Daniel John-Costa and young Icelandic prospect Jackson Versitano have all been linked with Pilli U21’s – not to mention a whole cluster of other Shire clubs. Inevitably, reports that a deal has been struck with Pilli for the much-rated threesome, have surfaced and it is rumored all that is missing are the player's signatures.

According to News of the World, the players could make the switch to the Berrie Dome in the coming days, with LPFC officials remaining silent when questioned about any additional transfers in the works.

“We can do it, but only if it makes sense to us, and to the three players,” Coach Dan Anderrson is quoted as having said to the publication.

Former LPFC star and now turned Magpies player Raimundo Sutton added positive comments when questioned over his potential successors, explaining, “If Lilli Pilli are smart, they would invest in such young and rare talent.”

Another possible reason for the move is the fact that, sadly, Chilean ace Damien Fonseca has previously found gaining match fitness to be a headache – constantly battling injury. Hence a short term solution in the form of Fletcher had cropped up – as the player is known for his box-to-box move ability, making a move for the Scottish talent tempting.

Having seen a move for Brazilian forward Vagner Love fall through, Lilli Pilli would certainly seem to have the funds available for the proposed transfers. They face competition primarily from England based clubs Accrington Stanley, Morecambe United, Fulham and Ipswich – who are all keen to sign wing-back John-Costa after his impressive campaign at the African Cup of nations for Ivory Coast. It would seem a deal is in place, and only the players signatures are required to make the move official. Which will be reported first and...only...on here – 'The Pilli Blog' - your premium LPFC blog.

OFFICIAL: Healey signs for U21's

Pilli U21's have have made the swoop for long-haired, self-proclaimed 'word class' pretty boy midfielder Jacob Healey - a move which is likely to boost shirt sales significantly. The deal, said to be worth over £25 000 000, ties the central midfielder to the squad for 2 years, making the step down from a higher league. The 165cm tall player is a massive aquisition for the squad as said today by the player himself 'honestly...I think I'm quite the catch...like, who wouldn't want me on the team?'. Healey went on to describe what fans should expect to see from him this season - 'although the fans are not just at the games to see myself perform (laughs sarcastically) I aim to excite them with some classy footwork and maybe even a few long range goals. I will do my best to play to the best of my abililty each and every week.'

Unsurprsingly, there have been reports that some fans are disgruntled at the move, arguing that it may cause a disruption in the harmony of the squad by having such a player. However, Healey's other comments have suggested slightly otherwise - 'coming into the team I was nervous of how current players would react. Though, the warm welcome of each and every player boosted my confidence in training. I look forward to playing with this team and playing alongside three new superstars.'

It remains to be seen which side of fans will prove to be correct.

OFFICIAL: Treacy swaps Daniella Street for Berrie Dome

Highly-rated young attacker Michael Treacy has signed a 3-year contract with Lilli Pilli U21's for a rumored £4 000 000. The deal comes after an alleged year-long discussion between the rival clubs and is sure to excite Pilli fans. Treacy, once thought to be a through-and-through Rebacks player has made the switch with a strong sense of optimism and has expressed his delight on joining such a succesful squad - 'I'm just happy to be part of the team and feel its a real step forward in my career'.

When asked about competition for his position Treacy responded diplomatically - 'Look, my preferred position is in attack but I have no problem with playing as a utility for the team - I will put 110% into everything I do and will try as hard as i can (110%) not to let our fans down'. Admirable words from a small man.

Transfer Update!

A number of last seasons squad members have departed. These include:

• Raymundo Sutton (Miranda Magpies, £10 000 000)
• Samuel Saad (Miranda Magpies, undisclosed)
• Mark Anderrson (Sheffield Wednesday, £7 000 000 + clauses)
• Simon Brady (Australian Defence Force, loan)
• Nicholas Mellios (retired)

While it is defintely saddening to lose last years premiership winning goalscorer, Lebanese U20 international, team captain, team clicker/smartass and...Nick, the teams manager is certain to bring in a number of fresh faces.

Potential incoming transfer candidates include relative unknown 'hot prospects' such as Daniel Costa and Jackson Versitano, aswell as well established stars such as Daniel Fletcher, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Rivaldo and Jacob Healey - though nothing is yet certain.

Any confirmed transfers will be directly reported on here, your number 1 blog (2-years running) - the Pilli blog.

Return of The Blog

Welcome one, welcome all to te return of the now infamous 'Lilli Pilli Blog'. Over the past six months, after the unfortunate closure of this web space, alot of movement in regards to the team - has occurred. All the while, last years premiership winning squad has retained much of its quality and enthusiasm - readying themselves for a new year with it a new challenge. From this we begin our potentially successful journey through a new and exciting season as Lilli Pilli FC U21's...

P.S. Will Clayden is still playing goalkeeper, meaning he is not on the field. Phew.