Incredible scenes have taken place within the past two hours as two massive blows to Pilli's title challenge were exposed for the world to see, one of which is arguably more sensational than any of William Clayden's saves...
Recent Bundonesian aquisition Daniel Fletcher has shocked the footballing world after anouncing his departure from a club he joined little over two months ago - for the very club he left. It was often rumoured Fletcher hardly attended any training sessions for Pilli and hence was being closesly monitored by staff, though no one expected any sort of club desertion to take place.
Several Pilli players were contacted to comment on the issue - all of which contained mixed emotions:
'It is obviously a big loss for the team as he was extremely level-headed with the ball at his feet, but I am looking foward to see what the team is able to produce in this loss. Fletcher wll always be considered apart of our team' - 'Keeper William Clayden
Midfield maestro and close friend of Fletcher Jacob Healey had a particularly more negative reaction, stating 'I am a very good friend of Fletcher, or at least i thougt I was. Frankly, I am outraged with the news - it was a poor and very selfish decision. Once you sign to a team you should stick with them until the end of the season. I loved Fletcher and loved the way he played but if he wants to leave like this, especially the day before a game, then fine. I truely hope that our team can pull themselves together and win the [insert expletive here] comp, just to prove him that we did have potential. I used to love him for who he was, but now I only love him because of his red hair.'
Another new aquisition in the form of Michael Treacey, concluded the statements, speaking rather non-chalantly 'To be perfectly honest, I'm not too surprised with the news. He just didn't seem to be gelling with the team.'
It seems fans will likely agree predominantely with Healey's righteous comments which mostly focus on the abruptness of the decision.
As the club battle to keep the departure from severley denting team morale another scandal reached boiling point. Pilli Striker Alex Polous has reportedely fleed the city on an unauthorised holiday with, guess who? Yep, you guessed it - his family. The striker has reportedly been unsettled at the club and often has taken time off with those people. It is alleged Poulos has many a time tried to justify his apparent lack of committment to the team by using his national heritage as an excuse (greek malaka). As a result it appears the player will not be taking part in tomorrows home game against Miranda.
Though, it appears that there is an apparent aura of positivity in amongst all the chaos - Damien Fonseca has recently been courted by Miranda Kerr over the media, who commented on his impressive bulge around the crotch area. Damien says thanks.
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