In a statement issued earlier today several Pilli players shocked the world by announcing the following:
"I love Liverpool FC. They are the better team on merseyside. Better than Everton FC. Their reserve, youth and womens team are even better than that of Everton's first team." - William Clayden
"I am in agreeance with William Clayden, he will never walk alone" - Daniel Fletcher
"I am jewish, as is Tottenham" - Daniel Costa
"I believe my lengthy hair makes me more msaculine and Antonio-Banderas-like" - Jacob 'junior ronaldhino' Healey
"As of the end of this years premier league season I will not be able to participate in any conversations remotely having anything to do with the English Premier League" - Jackson Versitano
"I am Irish" - Michael Treacey
"I make good sausage sandwhices and tandoori chicken on the barbie" - Matthew Phipps
"I never had any 'family' events to go to. I just dislike the team and missed all those training sessions on purpose." - Alex Poulos
"I am a man whore" - Kurtis Thompson
"I go to UNSW, hence those that attend USYD are more superior than me" - Daniel Fynn
"I'm with Daniel Fynn on this one, but replace UNSW with UTS instead" - Paul Clarke
"Damien Fonseca is better than physics than me" - Matthew Burg
"I can handle two beers now and am currently dating the club vice presidents daughter for the sole benefit of the team" - Stephen Foldi
"The subs in my car are weak" - Daniel 'squeak' Psarras
"L3K 5Hu" - Samuel Saad
"I feel more comfortable playing with the Sutherland Titans" - Nicholas Mellios
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