Shock claims have emerged regarding Pilli first choice shot-stopper William Clayden - with some papers reporting the Schwarzer prodigy has sustained a season-ending injury during a recent training session. Details remain as fuzzy as your mums muff but it is speculated that the player has done damage to the most complicated articulation in the human body *cue dramatic video of that random squirrel on youtube* - the knee. News of the World has even gone so far as to state the player underwent a near-death experience and has now started to give money away to his friends and the writer of this blog. He hasn't.
More knews to follow on an incident that could have a disastrous impact on Pilli's team morale and hence title challenge.
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how will the team survive
ReplyDeleteim on my way
ReplyDeleteHe was well overdue for another injury
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